Riddles are a St. Louis tradition on Halloween. In anticipation of a civic need on Friday, here are some of my "favorites" again this year.
What did young Jack Dorsey (@jack) say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobblin' goblin.
Why can't Rainford ride to work with a witch? He's always flying off the handle.
What kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine? A wash and wear wolf.
What was Dracula doing at the World Series? He was the batboy.
What does a skeleton order at Pappy's? Spare ribs.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
Why did the headless horseman go to SLU? He wanted to get ahead in life.
Why don't skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
How does the ghost keep up with her friends? On Faceboooook.