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Mini Poll: A Hot St. Louis Summer



As of June 21st, it is Officially Summer in North America. But, as most St. Louisans will testify, it doesn't take a druid's knowledge of the position of the sun to determine what season it is in our brick oven City.

We all knew it was summer when normally conservative-clad folks along N. Grand broke out shortie-shorts and tank tops and when westbound Chippewa drivers had to swerve in order not to hit the Ted Drewes line snaking across the street. Oh, and the week of 90-degrees-and-above temperatures clued us in, as well.

So, how do you handle the heat? Do you head to one of St. Louis' free outdoor municipal pools? Do you immediately head to the Carondelet Schnucks to linger in front of the frozen-foods aisle and stock up on canned goods, just in case of a summer flood of the River Des Peres? Or, do you take Mayor Francis Slay's advice to call your elderly friends and family members to check up that they're keeping cool?

This week, we ask how you prepare for summer storms, what you do to beat the heat, and what your favorite things are about St. Louis heat. Answer these questions, and we promise not to peek over the fence to see you sunbathing...again.



To which of the following do you most look forward to during a St. Louis summer?


Attending neighborhood fairs and fireworks
Having the kids around
Dining and drinking on patios, decks, and sidewalks
Getting ahead or catching up in school
Attending free outdoor concerts
Vacationing somewhere else
September





To which of the following do you least look forward to during a St. Louis summer?


Heat
Humidity
Unflattering fashions worn in public places
Fair St. Louis and other causes of traffic jams
Having the kids around
I love everything about summer in St. Louis





Which of the following things are you most likely to do when the thermometer gets to "sweltering" in St. Louis this summer?


I find a body of water in which to float or wade
I drink large quantities of fluid
I stay inside with an air conditioner
I run through a sprinkler or a fire hydrant opened by proper authorities
I picture myself in a cool place
I leave town





Who do you most worry about when St. Louis summer temperature gets unbearable?


Pets
Babies
The elderly
The homeless
The Cardinals
Myself





Which of the following "good deeds" would you consider doing this summer?


Give refreshments to the homeless
Check on elderly neighbors, friends, and family members
Make sure the neighborhood pets are well-hydrated
Donate to Cool Down St. Louis






Which of the following is the St. Louis summer disaster about which you worry most?


Lightning strikes
Flash floods
Barbecue fires
Heat waves
Warm beer
My bathing suit





Which of the following is closest to the sort of Emergency Weather Plan you might have?


Stock up on canned food and bottled water
Keep a cooler full of beer and buy a generator
Check into a hotel when I can't stay at home
Borrow stuff from somebody who actually planned ahead





Which of the following is generally the most painful event of your summer?


A bad sunburn
An itchy rash or insect bite
Sitting on hot leather car seats
Brain freeze from a sno-cone
Opening the utility bill





Which of the following things is the best way to beat the summer heat?


Cooling off with frozen custard at Ted Drewes
Visiting the penguins and puffins at the St. Louis Zoo
Perusing the periodicals in the air-conditioned St. Louis Public Library
Watching Albert Pujols swat homeruns at a Cardinals game
Singing along at the Muny







How often do you plan to use the outdoor swimming pools at the City's recreation centers this summer?


Almost every day
Once a week or so
Hardly ever
Never





Which of the following is the biggest summer turnoff?


Hairy backs, poolside
Speedos, backside
Tube tops, topside
Hot canines, tableside
Sunglasses, inside






Which of the following classic summer songs are you most likely to sing at a friendly karaoke contest?


Mungo Jerry, "In the Summertime"
The Who, "Summertime Blues"
The Drifters, "Under the Boardwalk"
The Lovin' Spoonful, "Summer in the City"
Beach Boys, "All Summer Long"
Alice Cooper, "School's Out"






Which of the following movies is most worth the ticket price (and time) at the Moolah Theater this summer?


The Hangover
Year One
Star Trek
Up
Bruno
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Inglourious Basterds












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