Do you believe that it should be harder than it is now to get a divorce in Missouri?

Yes:

 21%

No:

 79%

Do you believe that the number of divorces per person should be capped at some number?

Yes, one per customer:

 3%

Yes, no more than two per customer:

 7%

Yes, no more than three per customer:

 5%

Caveat emptor:

 85%

Should there be an anniversary year after which couples should not be allowed to get divorced?

No divorces after 10 years of marriage:

 1%

No divorces after 20 years of marriage:

 1%

No divorces after 30 years of marriage:

 2%

No divorces after 40 years of marriage:

 3%

No restrictions:

 93%

Which of the following aspects of divorce do you find most troubling?

Alimony:

 14%

Legal fees:

 18%

Child custody:

 52%

Dog or cat custody:

 8%

Property settlements:

 9%

Which of the following reasons for divorce is the most understandable?

Cheating by a spouse or partner:

 16%

Emotional or physical abuse:

 71%

Money issues:

 1%

Incompatibility:

 8%

Stress of historic rehabilitation of a home:

 2%

Change in appearance by a spouse or partner:

 2%

Do you think it should be easier for same-sex couples to get married and divorced?

Yes:

 66%

No:

 34%

Which of the following things would best describe your reaction if one of your friends starts dating your ex-?

I'd be happy that they found each other:

 27%

I'd try to get over being upset and keep the friendship:

 24%

I'd try to reconcile with my ex-:

 2%

I'd avoid them both like the plague:

 47%

Which of the following things would you most wish upon any ex-spouses of yours?

That giant warts would grow on their noses:

 6%

That they would take slow boats to China:

 10%

That gossip columnist Deb Peterson would move in next door to them:

 5%

That they would marry their divorce lawyers:

 7%

Only good things -- the happier they are the less they bother me:

 72%

Which of the following is the quality you'd most like to find in the lawyer who handled your divorce?

Cheap:

 8%

Mean:

 3%

Fair:

 47%

Fast:

 11%

Good-looking:

 2%

Relentless:

 29%

Should "unhappy parents trapped in a loveless marriage" stay together for the sake of the kids?

Yes, probably:

 23%

No, probably not:

 77%

Which of the following is the best way to celebrate a divorce?

Have a reverse wedding:

 7%

Open a bottle of champagne:

 30%

Take a vow never to get married again:

 6%

Take a vow never to get married to that same loser again:

 17%

Move out of town:

 3%

Go on an expensive vacation:

 34%

Have some sort of cosmetic surgery:

 3%

Do you believe that a presidential candidate's prior divorces or those of his/her spouse should be major issues in the 2008 presidential campaign?

Yes:

 11%

No:

 33%

No, and neither should their current marriages:

 57%

Which of the following divorced/ing couples is most disappointing to you?

Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin:

 13%

Roseanne Blunt/Roy Blunt:

 12%

Heather Mills/Paul McCartney:

 24%

Deanna Vinson/Ray Vinson:

 11%

Demi Moore/Bruce Willis:

 18%

Anne Boleyn/Henry VIII:

 23%

Which of the following is your favorite divorce movie?

Kramer vs. Kramer (1979):

 19%

The War of the Roses (1989):

 19%

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993):

 26%

The First Wives Club (1996):

 16%

Liar Liar (1997):

 7%

Stepmom (1998):

 3%

Brokeback Mountain (2005):

 9%